parent: why hasn't ____ been round lately? I thought you were friends
me: well they turned into a cunt
being a pessimist is great i’m always either right or pleasantly surprised
(Source: xcyst, via imagineaconcious)
My mom’s mother’s day gift this year is the fact that I haven’t made her a grandmother yet. You’re welcome.
(via domacheeks)
"Sure there have been some people but alcohol was the first love of my life."
- Lana Del Rey (via perfect)
(Source: retardgrl, via domacheeks)
