"where do you see yourself in 5 years?" "25 sittin on $25 mill"
benefits of being friends with me
- shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
- shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them
If anyone is having a bad day, just spend 15 minutes and enjoy this guy’s wisdom after losing his wisdom teeth.
I guarantee you’ll be smiling by the end of it.
This child is so precious.
I lost it when he asked his dad to make him porridge in his “papa bear chair”.
"woah mum, you gotta watch out!"
"Woah! Whaaa? What? What is that white stuff up there?"
"Wha? The clouds? So you’re telling me that the blue stuff around it is…."
"…the sky? Yeah."
"You gotta treat every girl, every girl, like a QUEEN!"
"we should go to paradise and like, and like, get, ummm, get LUCKY!"
"Whoa! What is that down there? What? Wo?"
"What’s in it?"
"Are you telling me we are walking on water? Whaaa?"
"Mom i’m leaking… from like… my hair, or something."
"Dad! Dad! There is a mermaid that lives in there! Is she gonna be my girlfriend?"
"What is that thing right there?! Dad! Dad! What is that thing connecting that…?"
"What red thing?"
"….I LOVE MY FRIENDS! DAD!"
"Oh we’re in a spaceship?"
"No, we are home."
"i want a girlfriend mum. Where’s my girlfriend, mom?"
omg those are such good, i just, i can’t even, THIS IS SO FRICKIN FUNNY!!!!!
HOLY SHIT THIS IS WONDERFUL
THIS IS ME AFTER A BOTTLE OF JÄGER OMG IM CRYING 😂😂😂
I have to reblog because of reason
"I should’ve bought her flowers mom!"